Sheriff DreamWalker Police Log

lol, that title sounds terrible (sophomoric sense of humour) but that’s what it’s called in local papers. anyway . . .

so she went about and passed out her very funny ban lines warning to like three peeps and i am anticipating some hackles being raised.  just the nature of peeps and nothing wrong in that

but she is the real deal for the estate and just pointing out part of the covenant.  ban lines are not very pretty and a security device is certainly allowed, just give like 15 seconds for someone to pass over

we are huge on privacy, and never go on peeps land unless invited or some emergency (not sure what would ever be an emergency that would not be called to our attention by the owner?)

anyway, be nice (i think all our residents are very nice btw) and don’t do ban lines, it’s easy and mean peeps don’t deserve the positive reinforcement or waste of your time (we wasted two hours last nite dealing with a real @$$hole, but that’s just one out of like 1000 in our experiences)

have fun!  =D


4 Responses to “Sheriff DreamWalker Police Log”

  1. 1 subquark December 11, 2008 at 4:18 am

    Isn’t it a Police Blotter? And DreamWalker is indeed the one to listen too! Thanks DreamWalker!

  2. 2 Allison the WiseAss December 11, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Police blotto?

    Maybe we should have a contest for the funniest security orb message.

  3. 3 Allison the WiseAss December 11, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Oh, and WHY is this entry tagged with “tan-lines”? That DreamWalker’s like the palest chick I know ;)

  4. 4 iliveisl December 12, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    blotto? is that like a lottery for buffet’s? now now, we at iliveisl are incredibly serious folks and won’t stand for all this! :p

    yah, DW is kinda pale and even christmas tree lights are dangerous unless sufficient spf products are used :D

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